Male starring jealously at his friend.

Its human nature to be attracted to others,but to have a crush on your friend’s partner is incredibly awkward.

Either way,this uncomfortable situation could be avoided.So here are four rules which EVERY guy must stick to when it comes to their friend’s lovers:

1.AVOID SOCIAL NETWORKING WITH YOUR FRIEND’S GIRLFRIEND.

Following each other on twitter or constantly communicating telephonically could make you feel “close” to each other and once you get comfortable with one another.You’re both vulnerable to that wild beast called feelings.Once that beast grows on you,escaping it is 1976-a struggle my friend!

2.AVOID HANGING OUT WITH HER ALONE.

Friend’s come in packages these days(What a world!) Welcoming a friend in your life,means also welcoming his girlfriend.Once in a while(hopefully) your buddy will bring her girlfriend to your outings.Avoid being left with her alone.If your mate’s going to the men’s room,go with him although you don’t feel like relieving yourself…or excuse yourself and go make a phone call.Even better,bring your girlfriend with.This way you’ll never be left alone with you mate’s lover.

3.DON’T GET TOO INVOLVE IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP.

Knowing every little detail about your friend’s relationship is a massive disadvantage.It puts you in a position where you’re able to see even the tiniest cracks in Mr perfect.Once you notice those cracks,believe me you could unconsciously nominate yourself to be Mr fixit.In no time,hearts will then be broken and friendship will be at stake.You don’t want this,do you?

4.PAY ATTENTION TO THE NEGATIVE.

Seeing good in people is a characteristic for an awesome trait one possess.However,in some cases eyeing on positive might ruin you and your relationship.So next time,although it sounds really ridiculous try to focus on the negative stuff about your friend’s girlfriend.She might be hot,but try to find something that’s not so hot about her.Whether its a personal trait,body feature or behavior.Find something! If not,MAKE SOMETHING UP! The point is to prevent yourself from getting personal with her.NB! NEVER share this information with your friend! He won’t take it well.You wouldn’t either.

Come on fellaz,I’m sure we can all be gentlemen enough to create our own relationships without having to ruin our friend’s.Do good!

Religious books call it “adultery”,I call it harmless fun.Whatever perspective you hold towards undressing women with eyes.I’m pretty much you’d agree with me when I say its art.

Women are attracted to men and men are attracted to women.That’s nature! One thing that is seen as not so natural by many;is men undressing women with their eyes.Some have even went as far as describing it as “disgusting” and “disrespectful” I mean hello! Don’t they know that undressing women with the eyes is a form of art?

It takes a man with a voracious appetite of chicks to master the art of undressing with eyes.You have to be a dude that has love and appreciation for beauty.Most importantly,IMAGINATION!
Whether you like your women shaped as an hour-glass,a pear or a spoon.To undress them,you need imagination.That’s exactly why its persived as art! Practice it long enough and you’ll master it.

You haven’t got much to undress,women wear very few layers of clothing these days.So what’s your excuse? Go ahead! I want you to drool over her with your tongue out.Feel the blood rushing to your genital organ.Fantasize about having sex with her.Picture her with her lingerer off and pole dancing for you,king your jungle.If you’re brave enough,go and lure her into spending the rest of the night with you.Whatever you do,remember the rule:Give it to her right or don’t give it to her at all.

The art of dressing is only to undress later on.Its been like that for centuries.Dare not to feel guilty bout it.Its nature!

Female taking off her clothes for a male

Couple having sex in the car

Public sex refers to sexual acts performed in public and semi public places like beaches,parks and buses.

A lot of people are unaware active participants of public sex.If you and your partner once engaged yourselves in a sexual act at your private space but was unfortunately,seen by somebody else.That my friend,qualifies as “public sex”.

Most countries like the UK have laws strong enough to criminalise anyone who participate in public sex.However South Africa’s President’s last is Zuma.I therefore genuinely hope ukuzuma is or won’t be an offense;be it in public or private places.

The fun thing about public sex lies in not knowing whether you’re going to get caught or not.I know you might be against this because of life’s biggest restrictions namely culture and religion.Well,I’m not…and face it! Having sex in the same bedroom every night is boring.Spice it up a bit by doing in a different environment.

So here are some useful tips to all my filthy,wild and sexually unrestricted fellaz

1.Have your girl to wear a mini skirt with no panties on.
2.Decide on a perfect public spot
3.Make sure no one sees you guys
4.Give it to her like its for the last time…It might actually be.Yal fu*kers might get arrested.

To all of you that have had sex in the cemetery.I hope ghosts boyfriend you tonight.

Male with his hands down into his pants

Masturbation can be described as manual stimulation of genital organs (yours or another’s) for sexual pleasure.

Surprisingly to me,masturbation remains one of the less discussed subjects and is considered taboo in our societies.However,expects say that every man who can,actually DOES masturbate and I don’t see why the flippen not.Studies show that 92% of men and 62% of women masturbate in their lifespan.

From the fancy guy that uses sex toys to masturbate.To the one that’s classy enough to wear clothing that favours this action and finally,down to the average guy that sits in his bathroom with a magazine,rubbing his genital organ to achieve an orgasm.Even that nigger who praises himself whilst masturbating in front of the mirror..will tell you.They’ll all tell you that masturbation has helped them achieve better sex with their partners.

When you masturbate,you discover things about yourself that turns you on.For instance,if you discovered being touched on the chest turns you on,you can try that with your partner later on.Furthermore,masturbating frequently might help you avoid premature ejaculation.

Although masturbation is the best sleeping aid and helps relieve stress.Over doing it might cause irritation to your skin.The best thing to do is to use a water based lubricant.

My advice is;don’t spoil the fun for one by putting your parents religious beliefs to this.Secondly,get some ass once in while and make sure to give it to her good.Lastly,clean after your self.The last thing you want is to be the guy that always has semen in his underwear.Personal hygiene is ESSENTIAL!

Male with a masturbating lotion